How do you people keep getting your hands on pictures of me?

ihopericksantorum:

5/16: McArthur High School HazMat Situation
Students, Teachers Decontaminated After Breaking Out In Rash
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/16/mcarthur-high-school-contamination_n_1521764.html

5/19: No confirmation on chemical at Fort Lauderdale…

I know I should feel panicked or worried or something, but I feel absolutely nothing but glee and pride over this. The fact that the zombie apocalypse I’ve been preparing for years for might be starting in Florida is like the best thing ever.

Hey Northerners.

Watch your backs~

Tumblr Crushes:

• chicksdigsaurs
• lizzysledgehammer
• mrozna
• absobrochelle
• technicolorstars
• siggymcpissyface
• wooperpooper
• kaitlynlaughingalonewithjockeys
• tentacledicks

The result of a 3-night fest of sorting likes, reblogs, and etc.

Oh mah gurd.

mugenmcfugen:

wehdile:

saucydragun:

kawaiians:

WISDOM TEETH ARE FUNNY BECAUSE OH MY GOD THESE ARE THE DUMBEST TEETH THERE ARE

ITS GROWING IN SIDEWAYS

HOW HIGH TO YOU HAVE TO Be

REBLOGGING BECAUSE TOMORROW I GET THESE FUCKERS OUT. (Ash I love you)

Evolution is a…

>That feel when you were born without wisdom teeth.

I WENT THROUGH OVER 2,000 LIKED POSTS IN APPROXIMATELY 3 DAYS.

AROUND 2,500, ACTUALLY.

I THINK I DESERVE A FUKKEN MEDAL FOR GETTING DOWN TO 65.

WHERE’S MY FUCKING MEDAL FOR STAYING UP THIS LONG?

waiterwaiterpercolator:

It looks so offended

Like you’ve personally accused it of something heinous

naomi-hansen:

sexlock:

petrovitch:

kpcloudm:

blueassassin:

ihaveacondition:

thethiefbalthazar:

not-so-chosen-one:

lazybuchanan:

ABORT ABORT

HIDE EVERYTHING

THIS IS NOT A DRILL

HIDE THE PORN

MAGNETOXCHARLES OTP 5EVER.

I don’t give a fuck.

RUN. HIDE.

hey

Ah, fuck it. I’m going to hell anyway.

ALL RIGHT, WHICH ONE OF YOU BLABBED?

yerblues000:

danithinksoddthings:

cassandraemeraldsong:

michelleloveslaughing:

unclenicky:

Oh my God this song.

I love it.

Is it wrong for me to want it to play at my funeral?

AH maybe I can steal Nick Swardson’s idea and have a normal funeral.

With normal music.

And a closed casket.

(But my body’s not in the casket)

And then in the middle of the service

THE LIGHTS GO OUT

AND THE STROBE LIGHTS COME ON

AND MY BODY SWINGS DOWN FROM THE CEILING ON WIRES

AND SWINGS AND DANCES AROUND

TO THIS SONG.

Yes.

Nobody tell me no the plan is now in motion prepare yourselves loved ones.

^^

Reblogging again just for that.

I can see their faces now.

..HAHAHAHA

I feel so bad for your relatives.

You know how to throw a corpse party, my friend.

ofpaperandponies:

“But nature is always more subtle, more intricate, more elegant than what we are able to imagine.” - Carl Sagan (The Demon-Haunted World: Science as a Candle in the Dark)

kreamsoda:

whitepool:

dragonmanx:

edvilla23:

slugbox:

poobuttface:

villavanukas:

pipopapo:

鎖のめんどくさくない描き方

fuck where was this tutorial i’ve needed it my whole life omg

FUQ U CHAINSSSS

MOTHER OF GOD…

Neat!

all those times, I’ve been drawing chains like a fucking idiot,

but now… but now

IS THIS REAL LIFE

DIES

epochayur:

narrowfeet:

shandyscribs:

OKAY, FOR THE LAST TIME, TUMBLR.

Finally finished. View it full-size on deviantArt.

Sorry for spamming, guys.

Sighs a thousand sighs

holy shit

wweird:

endlessconsideration:

this is a perfect time for this 

i dont mind the skin pigmentation color thing honestly at all but fuck this is hilarious 

ahagotit:

randomasdey:

OHMYGOD!

These hands’ tutorials/guides are awesome!!

that reminds me….

theartofanimation:

Craig Bowers